iwriteaboutfeminism:

City Council meeting on Tuesday night in Ferguson. Part 1.

ruggedlyxhandsome;
“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”

Funny Sentence Starters (Supernatural edition!)

"What?" Jane questioned, turning to look at the man next to her. "This     this movie is a classic. How could you think it sucks!?”

Funny Sentence Starters (Supernatural edition!)

  • “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
  • “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
  • “Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”
  • "Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."
  • “Boy/Girl, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”
  • “Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”
  • "I had a crappy guidance counselor."
  • "Dude, you fugly."
  • “I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”
  • "Hold me, ____. That was beautiful."
  • “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
  • “That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”
  • “You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”
  • "I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"
  • "Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl/guy that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
  • "People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
  • “What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
  • "I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks/dudes anyway."
  • “My name is _____. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women/men. And I did not kill anyone.”
  • “MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”
  • “This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
  • "Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
  • "Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
  • “What do you wanna do, poke her/him with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
  • “We’re not working for the Mandroid!”
  • "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
  • "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
  • "I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".
  • "Dude, you full-on had a girl/guy inside you for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"
  • “________, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
  • "They made me slow dance."
  • "What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass!"
  • “You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”
  • "Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
  • “I lost my shoe.”
  • “I’m Batman!”
  • “Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
  • “I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”
  • “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
  • “Don’t objectify me."
  • "You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!"
  • “These tacos taste funny to you?”
  • "I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
  • "What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"
  • “Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”
  • “Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”
  • “That was scary!”
  • "Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
  • "On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."
  • "This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."
  • "Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
  • "Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."
  • “The whistle makes me their god.”
  • “______'s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone”
  • “Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
  • "For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
  • “Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.”
  • “No, he's/she's not on any flatbread.”
  • "Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."
  • “You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?”
  • “There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”
  • "You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”
  • "Today, you're my little bitch."
  • "This isn’t funny, _____. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
  • "Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat."
  • "Brains trumps legs, apparently."
  • “I believe that (he-)witch gave you the clap.”
  • “I have genital herpes.”
  • “Son of a bitch!”
  • “Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!"
  • “Boop!”
  • “I would love to have the sex with you.”
  • “One leather jacket, one sasquatch."
  • “I don’t understand that reference.”
  • “Dude, you punched a cupid."
  • "I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
  • "Hey ass-butt!"
  • "No one dicks with ____ except me"

more-than-one:

It’s a heavy fucking thing Jane O_O
You’d wear it beautifully but do say goodbye to any chance at a normal life D:

I’m pretty sure Jane gave up the chance for a normal life a long time ago. She’d probably try to avoid it if he ever offered, but it would be someting if she did accept it.

more-than-one:

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”..Without killing..how would you do it?” He knew he was speaking hypothetically by now, simply curious to her answer. She could do it, if the time ever came where he became unable of protecting the city.. Jane could do it.

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She sighed, thinking it over. “Incapacitate him. But make sure that when he gets brought in, he doesn’t go the Blackgate. That place won’t keep him in, Arkham has a better chance of keeping him locked up.” But even Arkham had it’s issues. “He’ll be hiding now, especially now that he knows you’re back and after the shit with my shoulder, he’ll want to stay hidden for a while.”

NOW I WANT AN ARC WHERE JANE INHERITS THE CAPE! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Place one of these in my ask if we've never interacted before

  • "Do you know where the closest diner is?"
  • "You look familiar. Have we met before?"
  • "I'm sorry! I really should watch where I'm walking..."
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "You have a lovely smile."
  • "Were you talking to me?"
  • "The sun is awfully bright today."
  • "... I think I know your sister/brother/mother/etc."
  • "I think you've mistaken me for someone else."
  • "Don't be an idiot!"
  • "What's your name?"
  • "I'm [...]. It's great to meet ya!"
  • "No, go ahead. I'm not in any rush."
  • "Where're you from?"
  • "This is just how I am."
  • "Get out of the way!"
  • "Why are you staring at me like that?"

more-than-one:

death-cannot-stop-me:

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"Can’t I drop by to make sure you haven’t fallen off the face of the Earth? Or gotten injured?"

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"No Jane, what do you 'want'. You’ve been after Black mask for a while… I haven’t been around.. How do you want to do this?”

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She glanced at the other in surprise. “How I do things isn’t how you do them. I’m a murderer, Bruce, something I’ve come to accept. But I won’t involve you in something like that. I’ll deal with Sionis, on my time.”

i’m the type of person that if we’re roleplay partners and i really enjoy your writing i’ll follow you anywhere. seriously. you mention you’re starting a new blog? gimme that url. you have this new OC you want to try out? come at me bro. i may not know who the hell your character is, or a damn thing about the fandom, but i’ll still follow. i don’t care what character you play, i just want to write with you.

winterredemption:

if u send me something fluffy there’s a nine out of ten chance i can make it painful

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you seek justice || castle

fandom: castle

HD is your best friend. HONESTLY

issabellelightwoods:

Fashion Fit For… The Femme Fatale

Noun. \fem-fə-ˈtal\
1: a seductive woman who lures men intodangerous or compromising situations
2:  a woman who attracts men by an aura of charm and mystery

issabellelightwoods:

Fashion Fit For… The Femme Fatale

Noun. \fem-fə-ˈtal\

1: a seductive woman who lures men intodangerous or compromising situations

2:  a woman who attracts men by an aura of charm and mystery

Quick Note: The more development there is between our characters (whether we’ve rped or discussed it), the better drabbles/meme responses I can give you.